Dolly the Songteller

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"If you don't like Dolly Parton, do you even have a heart?" Thus begins one review of Dolly Parton's 2020 memoir Songteller. T-shirts now proclaim, "I'm suffering from post Parton depression." 

Stories of this American Original proclaim her business acumen, philanthropy, support of her family and community, 60 year marriage to Carl, movie and TV star status, membership in the Country Music and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, memorable collaborations with everyone from Linda Ronstat and Emmylou Harris (their Trio collaborations are, in my opinion, nothing short of glorious), to Bette Midler, to Kenny Rodgers to Ladysmith Black Mombasa. Her acceptance and advocacy for the marginalized and persecuted have made her a heroine of the Black, Women, LGBTQ+ and Trans communities. 

And of course, there's her kindness toward everyone, and especially children, through her Imagination Library. 

It's very clear that Dolly has read The Little Engine that Could!

How did Dolly want to be remembered? As a writer.

Her stories are in her songs, in the magic of crafting each one from words, and with them enriching the world. So it's to Dolly, my fellow writer, I say, what a privilege it has been to breathe the same air as you in our short time together on Mother Earth. Hail and farewell, sister writer.

My Amazing Research Trip: Day Four by Susan Calder

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Our last full day in Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic, my husband Will and I hiked to Goethe's Lookout Tower. In the first draft of my historical novel-in-progress, The Water Cure, my protagonist Marie and her boyfriend Rado hike to an unnamed viewpoint not far from the tower. Goethe's Lookout turned out to be a shorter distance from town than I'd expected, so in the next draft, I'll have them hike to this Karlovy Vary landmark. 

The tower opened in 1889 and was the inspiration of Princess Stephanie, daughter-in-law of Austrian Emperor Franz Josef. The monument retained her name until the end of World War One, when the new Czechoslovakia distanced itself from its former Habsburg rulers. From the top of the renamed Goethe's Tower, Will and I enjoyed views of the town similar to those seen by Marie and Rado, although the trees have grown higher since my characters were there 112 years ago. 

Will and I headed back down the hill into town. We passed a yellow building that I might use as a model for Rado's boarding house. 

After our pizza lunch, we walked to the train station, Marie's arrival point in Karlovy Vary. I discovered the closest bridge across the Ohře River to the station hadn't been built in 1914, the year of my story. The roundabout walking route of that time would be cumbersome with a suitcase. In my revisions, Marie will take a horse-drawn carriage from the station to her lodgings. 

Train station platform - I like to think this is a spruced-up structure from 1914

I had also placed Rado's favourite pub and the lodgings of two secondary characters near the train station. In my next draft, I'll move them all to the city's commercial area, which will give those characters a shorter walk to their workplaces in the spa zone.   

 Today, the main commercial street is a pleasant pedestrian mall

My research in Karlovy Vary was almost done. Four days earlier, I'd arrived with limited knowledge of the spa town and its history. I left with a wealth of information to make my novel more accurate and vivid. It makes me glad I wrote the first draft of The Water Cure before this research trip. If I hadn't, I might have been too overwhelmed with details and images to find the story.   

       

View from our hotel room - Mill Colonnade at night

September Speculations – Barbara Wackerle Baker

 

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September means seven. I know. I hear you. It’s the ninth month. But remember - the old Roman calendar originally only had ten months. January and February didn’t exist yet. Obviously they hadn’t discovered Alberta or they would have been included.

When they added January and February, none of the old calendar names changed. Yup, it confuses me too. Lets just skip past what the name means and agree that September is the start of autumn in the north part of the earth and the start of spring in the south. 

 

In Canada, kids are back in school. Parents catch their breath. And teachers smile as they survey all the new faces in their classroom. Some even begin the countdown until Thanksgiving long weekend. Retired folk acknowledge the movement of the shiny orange school buses and notice playgrounds are a hub of noise and activity during recess again. 

 

After everyone's on board with their new routines, the season pauses … for a few weeks, days or maybe only a few hours. Some folks believe whatever the weather was on the 1^st day of September indicates what the entire month is going to look like. Just an FYI - it was totally wrong this year.

43 years ago, I got married on the September long weekend. I know, 43 years, how did that happen? So fast? It was a beauty of a fall day. Crunchy leaves. No need for coats, umbrellas, toques ...

  

Two days later we headed out on our honeymoon … in the snow. See what I mean? Mother nature. Alberta. September. Quite a combination.

Signs I relate to the changing of seasons in Calgary are:

• after months of silence, the furnace starts to kick in at 6 AM again
• blue jays stop in and squawk (they’ve been gone all summer)
• robins show up in flocks instead of on their own
• hares develop white blotches

 

• Northern Flickers use their long beaks to aerate the lawn (we really should hire them - every spring and fall they do a thorough job)
• squirrels become more neurotic (seasonal? or maybe they're looking for their stash?)

 

Google, of course, has its own ideas on how to determine when winter will pounce on us:

• mice find ways to get indoors (I have experienced this)
• if hornet or wasp nests seem higher in the trees than normal, it means we’re in for deep snow (how the heck could they know that? And why in the world would we trust hornets or wasps?)
• a narrow orange band between the black ends of a caterpillar means a harsh winter is coming. If the band is brown, it will be a mild winter

 

 

I have no idea what kind of winter these caterpillars are predicting 

• when you pull an onion out of the garden and the skin is tough and/or thick, it’s going to be a cold one
• tucking a chestnut in your pocket wards off arthritis and headaches (nothing weird about that)

What do you notice going on outside as the season changes? Anything to add to the list? 

Regardless what the month has in store for us, enjoy all the beauty September has to offer. And I’ll start taking a jacket with me when I head outdoors. 

 

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Creative Insults by J.S. Marlo

 

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I'm an avid reader, but frequent swearing turns me off. I will not stop reading a good novel if the a character uses the f-word a few times in the right context, but I will put one down, and never pick it up again, if it's the protagonist's favourite adjective. To me, it just shows a lack of depth in the character, and I don't like two-dimensional characters.

Now, if you want to insult someone without swearing at them, you may want to try some of these creative examples:

- You have a unique ability to misunderstand the most simple thing.

- Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

- I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

- The closest you’ll come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.

- You look smart in pictures.

- Were you dropped a lot as a baby?

- I’m still debating whether you’re the weakest link or the missing link.

- I don't have any crayons to explain this to you.

- If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic at all times.

- Did you sniff a lot of glue as a kid?

- There really is one born every minute.

- You’re completely right, except for everything you just said.

- Your gene pool needs more chlorine.

- I will not have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

- It’s impossible to underestimate you.

- I’ll never forget the day we met, but I'll keep trying.

- You’re not stupid. You just have bad luck thinking.

- You’re like a puzzle with half the pieces missing.

- Somewhere, somehow, you are robbing a village of their idiot.

 - Stupidity isn’t a crime. You’re free to go.

- You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

- I’m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?

- It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

- Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.

- Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

I may just use one or two in my next book.

Happy reading!

JS

 

 

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