Is
it possible a trickster ghost left his glasses behind?
Here’s
my fall things-to-do checklist:
- replace
batteries in smoke detectors. There will be no stumbling around at 3 AM to locate
the chirping culprit.
- adjust the body’s
circadian rhythm to get in sync with time change. Ooops, not this year (or ever
again in Alberta). Instead, I’ll buy toques with USB headlamps for the grandkids’
trek to school in the dark. They’re lucky they don’t have to walk uphill
both ways in the snow.
- change
the furnace filter
- continue
the merits of the studded snow tire discussion with spouse
- move
long sleeved shirts and pants to the front of the closet. Keep one pair of
shorts handy just in case.
- put
flannel sheets back on the bed. Resist the urge to test them out in the
middle of the afternoon.
- I didn’t get on the pumpkin spice wagon, so I don’t have to get off it
- dig
out snow scrapers and snow shovels. A sure guarantee it won’t snow for
weeks, right?
- stack
and cover outdoor furniture for hibernation
- check
expiry dates of emergency food rations in the car and replace as required
- buy numerous packs of Fisherman’s Friend lozenges and put in parka pockets
- stuff
toques and mismatched gloves in vehicles. Similar to the missing-sock-in-the-dryer
conundrum.
- swap
out slip-ons, flip flops and hikers for a variety of winter boots
- let’s not forget the Christmas decoration dispute - is it too tacky to put them up this early? Or should we wait until it’s 20 below and a good old-fashioned blizzard blows in? Nothing says holiday spirit like untangling strings of lights with frozen fingers.
After all tasks are complete, I make a steaming cup of hot chocolate (with mini marshmallows bobbing on top), put my feet up in front of the fireplace, dream of powder days and first tracks while Johnny Reid croons in the background.
But this is Alberta. By Friday I might have to take the lawn chairs out of hibernation. And if I'm lucky, maybe I'll get a whiff of the pungent smells of fall before winter covers it up.
What fall routines happen in your household? Do you enjoy the changing of seasons?
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