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I'm pretty sure it was a 'her.'
Let me explain. As regular readers will know, we've been on a year-long sailing adventure to/in/from the Bahamas, returning late July this year. We rented our home while we were away, which meant that all our furniture and belongings were stored in a walled-in section of the basement. Our tenant left in July which meant the house was empty... what better time to have hardwood floors installed, right? So for weeks we've been living on our sailboat while the floor was laid, sanded, sanded again, then stained, then varnished.
After what felt like an inordinate amount of time (it wasn't), we were told the floors would be dry enough to walk on, but only if we wore socks. Easy enough. We pulled into the driveway and parked outside the garage doors. Immediately, our eardrums were assaulted with the sound of screaming smoke detectors.
What now?
We hustled to the front door and cautiously unlocked it. The screeching siren sound was enough to wake the dead. God-forbid there was an unmarked grave on our 10-acre property.
We walked in. No smoke. No scent of burning wood/drywall.
We breathed a sigh of relief.
Why the sirens? All six of them? Ian shouts over the cacophony, explaining that the smoke detectors are so sensitive that they detect even the finest particulates, which would be the residual wood dust.
So the first conundrum emerges. How to turn off the smoke detectors, all situated on a nine foot ceiling, without damaging the varnished floors?
We remove our shoes and Ian pulls a broom out of the front hall closet. He tiptoes to the closest detector, reaches up with the non-broom end and depresses the 'off/reset' button. That seemed to work. However, the other five smoke detectors are still screaming like banshees at an Irish wake.
Ian attends to the next smoke detector, depressing the 'reset' button. That detector becomes silent.
However, the next four smoke detectors are newer and do not have a 'reset' button. Suddenly, the first two detectors that were turned off, now jump back to life. My eardrums are bulging and I can't hear a word Ian is saying. That's when I discovered I'm not a good lip reader (though I'm pretty sure I saw the 'f' word being used as an adjective and a noun and also a verb).
We open windows and all exterior doors, hoping that the remaining dust would find its way out. After a few ear-splitting minutes, we decided that venting the house with open windows and doors was not working. At least, not quick enough for our eardrums. Another course of action was required. Ian said that each smoke detector had to be physically disconnected from the main electric panel, which meant removing each one from the ceiling. So Ian hauls the eight foot ladder from the basement and, as a protective measure, I place a blanket under it. We disconnect each detector.
Silence.
Then SCREECH!
Enter the second conundrum.
Each detector has a backup battery. They begin chirping once again, lights flashing, sirens screaming.
GOOD GRIEF.
I begin the operation of battery removal, and I might have used the 'f' word a few times myself.
Once again, there is silence.
But wait... what is that panicked, chirping sound?
I hustle from the bedroom to the living room. There, flying across the ceiling, back and forth, squeaking in panic, is a tiny hummingbird.
The third and final conundrum. What to do? We can't reach the frightened bird as the ceilings are vaulted. I close the front door and open the patio door, enticing the wee bird with a bright red Longo's grocery bag hanging from the door's handle. The bird feeder and hummingbird feeder are in plain sight, at least for me.
We watch helplessly as the poor thing squeaks and flies about in full-blown panic. Finally, the wee bird drops from the ceiling to the top of an upper cupboard. We move the ladder into the kitchen and, using the red shopping bag as a blanket, Ian picks up the stunned bird. He hands the precious creature to me and I bring it out to the front porch.
The poor thing is blinking rapidly but not moving. I'm a bird enthusiast and I 'talk/sing' to the birds every time I bring seed and peanuts to the feeder and sugar water to the hummingbird feeder. So I softly sing my regular bird-song:
Yeah, I know it's a silly ditty but the birds recognize it and fly to the feeder immediately after I feed them. Some will come as I'm pouring the feed in!
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| Custom bird feeder designed by Ian |
I gently stroke my new feathered friend while singing the little ditty. Is it male or female? The feathers are iridescent green with black edging. The beak is almost half the size of its body!
Now, inspecting this wee bird, I'm curious about hummingbirds.
- they are named 'hummingbird' because of the humming sound of their wings during flight
- their wings flap at a rate between 12 beats per second and 99 beats per second
- they are the smallest known and smallest living 'avian theropod dinosaur'
- hummingbirds existed between 42 and 38 million years ago
- top speed in flight exceeds 15 metres per second (54 km/h; 34 m/hr)
- courtship flight-dives by males from 30 metres (100 feet) above a female was recorded at 23 metres per second (83 km/hr; 51 m/hr)
- hummingbirds expend the human equivalent of 150,000 calories per day, estimated to be 10 times the energy consumption by a marathon runner
J.C. Kavanagh, author of
The Twisted Climb - A Bright Darkness (Book 3) Best YA Book FINALIST at Critters Readers Poll 2022
AND
The Twisted Climb - Darkness Descends (Book 2) voted BEST Young Adult Book 2018, Critters Readers Poll and Best YA Book FINALIST at The Word Guild, Canada
AND
The Twisted Climb,
voted BEST Young Adult Book 2016, P&E Readers Poll
Voted Best Local Author, Simcoe County, Ontario, 2021
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