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Over the weekend, I flew to Victoria to visit my two little granddaughters. When I fly, I usually beep walking through security. I'm usually a "random" pick, though I seem to be "random" quite often.
In my northern neck of the woods, it's still that season between winter and spring, but it was supposed to be a hot weekend in Victoria, unusually hot at 26C - 27C, so I left in my Birkenstock sandals. There was still snow on the ground (there is still snow, and my tulips are trying to peek through it), but my toes were happy to feel the breeze.
I got to the airport and went through security. Like usual, I beeped. No surprise, except it wasn't random. I'd triggered the metal detector. The lady agent eyed me from head to toes then asked if these were "genuine" Birkenstock. When I said yes, she told me to take them off and go through the metal detector again. That time I was good. She then proceeded to tell me that only the genuine Birkenstock beep, but not the replica or counterfeit. So, when I flew back, I put my sandals in the tray, walked through barefoot, and beeped again! That time I was a random pick. I swear I can't win!A few months back, as I was flying back from Victoria (yes, I try to visit my granddaughters every six to eights weeks), I beeped again going through security. Again it was random. The lady agent patted me, then swiped my hands and my laptop with a little piece of fabric. She then placed that fabric into a scanner. Usually, that's the end of it. Well, that time it wasn't. The scanner lit up and the agent eyed me suspiciously as she told me that I tested positive for explosive residues. That one was a first! So, she started asking if I handled explosive recently. The only thing I'd done was to clean my hand with hand sanitizers. So she asked what I was doing for a living. I told her I was a murder-mystery author, and there was a bomb in my last book. She burst out laughing. Loud! That was quite unsettling to see her laugh. Those agents are usually so serious. By then, everyone was looking at her and at me.
Once she stopped laughing, she waved me through and wished me a good flight.
So, I learned two things recently.
1- If you wonder whether you bought genuine or fake Birkenstock sandals, go through airport security. If you beep, they're genuine.
2- Don't wash your hands with hand sanitizers just before going through airport security, or they may mistake you for a bomber.
Happy Reading!
Hugs!
J.S. grew up in Shawinigan, a small French Canadian town, married a young military officer, and raised three spirited children. Over the years, she enjoyed many wonderful postings in many different regions of Canada. After her children left the nest, she began writing. Three years later, she captured her dream of becoming a published author. She writes a blend of romantic suspense and murder mysteries. Most of her stories are set in Canada, and if they are not, they feature Canadian characters. J.S. isn't sure where time flew, but decades later, she ended up writing under the Northern Lights in Alberta while spoiling four adorable grandchildren.
A few years ago I converted one of the rooms in my house to a home library. It's something I've always wanted. The table in the center of the room gets good use when I'm doing research for a novel I want to write. It's helpful to spread out books, maps, documents and notebooks. Having shelves of history books is also handy as I often have a book or two (or more) on the subject I'm researching.


Eileen O’Finlan was a member of the Worcester Writers Workshop for many years and now hosts a writing group at her home in Holden.
Kelegeen, published by BWL Publishing, is her debut novel. She is currently working on the sequel to be titled Erin's Children set in Worcester, Massachusetts.
Eileen is a holds a Bachelor’s Degree in history and a Master’s Degree in pastoral ministry.
When not writing or working her full-time job, Eileen facilitates online courses for the University of Dayton, Ohio.
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“You
don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone,” sang Joni Mitchell in Big Yellow
Taxi. She was referring to Paradise,
but the same goes for the internet.
Last week
a spring snowstorm brought gale force winds and thundersnow to most of
Saskatchewan. Thundersnow, as you’ll
know from reading my novel Astraphobia, is a rare type of thunderstorm
that contains snow instead of rain. And
the lightning it produces is just as lethal.
It knocked out the power around here for several hours, and when the
lights came back on, the internet didn’t.
Our ISP
told us that demand was heavy and it would be three or four days before they
could send out someone to fix the problem.
Three or four days without the internet?
Three or four days without the world at our fingertips? Quel dommage! Fiber optics are woven into the fiber of our
being.
Every
morning over coffee we scan several newspapers on Press Reader, available
on-line through our local library. We
check our bank statement, maybe write a few letters, research summer travel
destinations, or look at Facebook or other social media. I may send a query to JD or Jude, or maybe do
some research on cover art for my new novel America. We listen to internet radio from all over the
world and in the evening we stream TV shows through Netflix, Britbox and other
sources. None of these activities is
possible without the internet.
Of course
being without the internet is not as dire as being without electricity, or
food, or a place to live. All our
problems should be so small.
We
settled down after supper with our books.
I’m reading The Bellini Card (Picador 2008) by Jason
Goodwin. It’s set in Istanbul of the
1840s, and after reading a few pages I wanted to look up a map of the area to
follow the lead character Yashim on his travels. On my phone, Google Maps showed Istanbul
curving like a jewel along one shore of the Sea of Marmara. And then it dawned on me. We were magically reconnected to the
internet.
Oh
frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Life as we know it was possible again.
I could check email, read the news, search for concerts, or shop for a
toaster. My banking info was at my
fingertips. The wide wide world was just
a keystroke away. All our problems
should be so small.
The
characters in Astraphobia and Notorious have bigger problems than
losing connectivity. Problems like being
struck by lightning or killed over a drug deal.
I hope you’ll read both books.
What better time of year than spring to reminisce about childhood games played with the neighbor kids on the lawn in the sunshine, and with minimal (if any) adult supervision. From croquet to kick the can, red rover to green light/red light, we products of the 70s and 80s knew how to find the fun, complete with mild scrapes, legendary bruises, and sometimes, battered feelings - all of which healed in time.
One of my favorites was Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Never, as a kid growing up, would I have imagined its title becoming the source of a common, friendly argument that stands the test of time. I've endured this phenomenon ever since I moved away from my hometown, Detroit Lakes, MN. Did you play Duck, Duck, Gray Duck when you were a kid? Or did you play Duck, Duck, Goose?
If you said Duck, Duck, Goose, I am oddly delighted to tell you ...
You're wrong. Sorry. Not sorry. (Well, wrong to a point, hence the friendly argument.)
Only Minnesotans know this (and possibly a few from Wisconsin). And the history books prove it (depending on which source you use): the original game was called "Anka Anka GrĂ¥ Anka," which originated among Scandinavians who settled in Minnesota and parts of Wisconsin. This way, you play by thinking up other colors as you go around the circle and mess up your friends' hair. Blue duck, green duck, pea soup duck, baby doo doo duck, GRAY DUCK! RUN!! Wild laughter, tripping over each other, and other such frivolities thus ensue.
Ah, good times.
When writing, I find myself automatically using words, phrases, and references common to how and where I grew up. Odd phrases my family used, wording sentences in an anti-grammatical way, and comparisons to atypical experiences. The weirder, the more authentic, I think. As I continue writing the second book of Forever Fields, I enjoy mulling over "how Uncle Mike would've said this" or "what was it Grandpa Frank used to say?"
Occasionally, I wonder if it deters some readers, but I can't control that. It feels good to reach into my past and bring it into the present every now and then, regardless of discrepancies or debates.
As Grandma Olive used to say, "Lord love a duck." And that was that.
I live in central Minnesota and have all my life. I have taught 8th grade English plus 6th and 8th grade health in the same room in the same district for 30 years. Some say I have “staying power”. I am fiercely dedicated to the things in life that make my heart happy – books books books, my family, my animals, and my writing. My husband and I ride a Harley and our horses when we’re not working on some part of our hobby farm. I have way too many hobbies, but they bring me joy and, I think, help keep me young.